bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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