He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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