8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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