We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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