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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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