Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
