That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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