He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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