Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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