No, you can still breathe under the balls.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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