Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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