so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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