her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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