first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Randomize
