That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Randomize
