yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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