"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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