i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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