The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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