i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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