I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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