Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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