Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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