I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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