3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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