Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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