the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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