Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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