New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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