I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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