I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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