im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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