i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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