So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
My cat gives me a boner
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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