Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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