did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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