he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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