I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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