physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My cat gives me a boner
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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