Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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