No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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