waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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