Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Randomize
