Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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