When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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