i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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