You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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