Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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