so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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