so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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