Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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