yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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