sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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