She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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