Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
her vagine was all disorganized.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
