you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Found your dick twin last night
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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