My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I skipped work to stalk him.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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