Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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